Entry 16: Pictures

IT'S AN INVASION 

I cleaned out my wardrobe today.

I am out of clothing! About 1/5 of my wardrobe is now in use.
-I need to fill that mofo.

Also I won my first competition and I cannot claim the prize.
Which just adds to the emptiness!

Buuut I did go for a swim today and bet the fifty-something in the next lane.
Take that suckaaah!

PICTURESandtheyarehot

Entry 15: Boot thongs

OK there was this meeting.

This meeting had a whole lot of really cool people talking about cool thangs (they are too cool for 'things'). It was a meeting to design a shoe.

The first cool guy said "Yo dawg let's make some thongs" (he likes calling jandals 'thongs', it makes him feel more manly)

But all was not swell,

the second guy demanded "But I vant boots babesical!"

And then it struck them.

"BOOT THONGS!" 

Their voices echoed across the meeting room.

And thus, boot thongs were born.

Entry 14: Donnie Darko, The Directors Cut

I accidentally bought this DVD instead of the original. I hate on it because in the original the opening song is "The Killing Moon", by Echo & the Bunnymen. For some reason Richard Kelly decided that this was inappropriate and changed it to a more mellow piece, which I can't even be bothered looking up the title for. I felt ripped off when Donnie Darko descends down the hill on his bike and the accompanying music had been changed. The Killing Moon in my opinion is a more conducive, as it where it foreshadows and contributes to the tone of the movie. Plus the song is far superior, characterized by hollow guitar slides, ornate harmonics and Ian McCulloch's reedy voice. I should give Kelly some credit in that the song is used later in the film, but it's effect on me was minimal.

In analyzing the movie as a whole, I must highlight that the Directors Cut does not leave a lot to be desired in the sense that the additional footage explains the plot further. In terms of my taste in films and things in general, I like things to be a little aloof and mysterious, Kelly's extra scenes ruins any hopes of this. It is too blatant.  

Culprit:

 

Entry 13: "Hypoallergenic" earrings

Dear "hypoallergenic" earrings,

You may contain more aluminum than a fat man's wheelbarrow, but it does not matter as you have a coating. A wonderful coating that will protect me from the horrible pain and disgust of a ferocious ear infection. Aren't you proud of yourself? Because the coating never fails, does it? It just so bloody perfect, isn't it? Think you didn't give me all those ear infections, right? Yeah, well go jump off a cliff.

Yours sincerely,

Victim

Entry 12: Paris The Barbie Fashion Icon

There are some instances of fashion Faux Pas' that you can just shrug off, burns the eyes briefly, but you'll get over it. Then there are the extreme cases where culprit of fashion murder is not only guilty of catalyzing suicide but they are also literally a walking mistake of god.

Look if you dare, but I had to hate on this...

Entry 11: Pictures

 

Entry 10: People who think popular music is meaningful

Welllllllll. . . . Um I was on facebook (sadly) and I saw that this girl from my school said "OMFG I'M GOING TO BRITTNEY IN AUSSIE!!!!" Then this other girl said something and then the original girl saaaaid: "Love her or hate her, but you can't deny she has talent" WHAT THE HELL!!! SHE DOES NOT, IF THAT GIRL ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN TO HER LYRICS AND ALL OTHER POPULAR SHIT MUSIC'S LYRICS SHE LISTENS TO, SHE MIGHT NOTICE THAT THE LYRICS HAVE NO MEANING, HALF OF THE ARTISTS ON THE RADIO DON'T USE REAL INSTRUMENTS EITHER. And many artists don't write their own lyrics. So don't say that popular artists have talent.

Popular music has no quality!! Fireflies for example why write a song about bugggsss!?

Look at this...