Entry 16: Pictures

IT'S AN INVASION 

I cleaned out my wardrobe today.

I am out of clothing! About 1/5 of my wardrobe is now in use.
-I need to fill that mofo.

Also I won my first competition and I cannot claim the prize.
Which just adds to the emptiness!

Buuut I did go for a swim today and bet the fifty-something in the next lane.
Take that suckaaah!

PICTURESandtheyarehot

Entry 15: Boot thongs

OK there was this meeting.

This meeting had a whole lot of really cool people talking about cool thangs (they are too cool for 'things'). It was a meeting to design a shoe.

The first cool guy said "Yo dawg let's make some thongs" (he likes calling jandals 'thongs', it makes him feel more manly)

But all was not swell,

the second guy demanded "But I vant boots babesical!"

And then it struck them.

"BOOT THONGS!" 

Their voices echoed across the meeting room.

And thus, boot thongs were born.

Entry 14: Donnie Darko, The Directors Cut

I accidentally bought this DVD instead of the original. I hate on it because in the original the opening song is "The Killing Moon", by Echo & the Bunnymen. For some reason Richard Kelly decided that this was inappropriate and changed it to a more mellow piece, which I can't even be bothered looking up the title for. I felt ripped off when Donnie Darko descends down the hill on his bike and the accompanying music had been changed. The Killing Moon in my opinion is a more conducive, as it where it foreshadows and contributes to the tone of the movie. Plus the song is far superior, characterized by hollow guitar slides, ornate harmonics and Ian McCulloch's reedy voice. I should give Kelly some credit in that the song is used later in the film, but it's effect on me was minimal.

In analyzing the movie as a whole, I must highlight that the Directors Cut does not leave a lot to be desired in the sense that the additional footage explains the plot further. In terms of my taste in films and things in general, I like things to be a little aloof and mysterious, Kelly's extra scenes ruins any hopes of this. It is too blatant.  

Culprit:

 

Entry 13: "Hypoallergenic" earrings

Dear "hypoallergenic" earrings,

You may contain more aluminum than a fat man's wheelbarrow, but it does not matter as you have a coating. A wonderful coating that will protect me from the horrible pain and disgust of a ferocious ear infection. Aren't you proud of yourself? Because the coating never fails, does it? It just so bloody perfect, isn't it? Think you didn't give me all those ear infections, right? Yeah, well go jump off a cliff.

Yours sincerely,

Victim

Entry 12: Paris The Barbie Fashion Icon

There are some instances of fashion Faux Pas' that you can just shrug off, burns the eyes briefly, but you'll get over it. Then there are the extreme cases where culprit of fashion murder is not only guilty of catalyzing suicide but they are also literally a walking mistake of god.

Look if you dare, but I had to hate on this...

Entry 11: Pictures

 

Entry 10: People who think popular music is meaningful

Welllllllll. . . . Um I was on facebook (sadly) and I saw that this girl from my school said "OMFG I'M GOING TO BRITTNEY IN AUSSIE!!!!" Then this other girl said something and then the original girl saaaaid: "Love her or hate her, but you can't deny she has talent" WHAT THE HELL!!! SHE DOES NOT, IF THAT GIRL ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN TO HER LYRICS AND ALL OTHER POPULAR SHIT MUSIC'S LYRICS SHE LISTENS TO, SHE MIGHT NOTICE THAT THE LYRICS HAVE NO MEANING, HALF OF THE ARTISTS ON THE RADIO DON'T USE REAL INSTRUMENTS EITHER. And many artists don't write their own lyrics. So don't say that popular artists have talent.

Popular music has no quality!! Fireflies for example why write a song about bugggsss!?

Look at this...

Entry 9: Footpath Traffic Disruptors

Walking down the street nothing is more annoying than someone disrupting the natural traffic flow. In New Zealand you walk on the left. If you are a tourist, I can understand how easy it would be to walk in everyones way, but if you're not, this past time of wayward straying is not a tactical method of seperating yourself from the crowd. It makes everyone hate you.

Entry 8: I like...

1. Glee. I just watched Glee. They were on wheelchairs and they were very, very happy.

-Twas wonderful!

2. REED + RADER
I don't know if I really like it as it's very disturbing, but you have to see it.

3.

I have to add something about cats. Cats are cool.

4.
Jiz!
-our hero. He plays by nobodies rules.

5.
These are the top viewed models on TFS.
I like to know.

Entry 7: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

I should write a post about how much I resent people who do not like cats, although this may scare you.

I like cats.
A lot.

Instead I will post about something that is more painful than getting the web of your tongue cut (me and my brother believe nothing is worse). It is a creation that only an evil mind could have cooked up, a very evil concoction indeed. It is *drum roll please* Alvin and the Chipmunks 2... The [horrible and unnecessary] Squeakquel.
With this we ask a question; WHY?!
Why did they have to make another? Why don't they find them annoying? Why did they have to say it's number two and a squeakquel? Why couldn't they have just left it at 2?
How dare they poison the fragile little minds of the next generation. These children will have night terrors for the rest of their lives. Those horrid little creatures will haunt their lives until the day the die.
I hope you're proud Fox, I really do.

Entry 6: Karl Lagerfeld's Ridiculous Generalizations

What I am about to say is no personal attack ON Karl, so if readers get a bit shitty this has been said. I'm just merely challenging his views, with a negative and sarcastic slant.

Anorexia and the Modeling Industry is always a fiery topic. Blah Blah Blah Repeat Repeat Repeat. Every season some thin model causes a ruckus causing tabloids to wet themselves at the prospect of a sellable headline. Karl being an open advocate for emaciated models has made some pretty hilarious statements in reference to those who disagree with the concept. Just to let you know I am on the fence where I admit I prefer seeing a smaller build but draw the line at girls dying in the name of fashion.

Entry 5: I like...

The first post that isn't about not liking something.

1. Fashin -best online community in existence.
2. People who say "ooo child!"
3. The fact my Dad will admit he loves Beyonce's music
4. How my iPod fell out of my pocket when the song 'Fall' was playing
5. Cats in general
   

Entry 4: Anti-fashion person

Some people just don't get it.
A girl in my science class carried on for at least half an hour asking me why spending $200 on a dress was acceptable. I replied with "It's definitely not acceptable. Good dresses cost at least a thousand." (I was kidding!)
BOOM!!
She blew up screaming things like "You're superficial." and "Cheap clothes are just as good!"
I partially agree to the latter though, all of my clothes are from chain-stores. You can look good without spending all of your mother's milk money. But they cannot be of the same quality as they are made as cheaply as possible.
She then explained why people who try to dress well are self-centered and do not care about people.
How does this make you feel?
-she was wearing what was explain in the previous post (OMG NO WAY!)

Entry 3: Commando Pants

Last associated with Drew Barrymore in Charlies' Angels. 1994. Just passable.

These pants made an appearance at NYE Field of Dreams, on a hippy bearing two Pippy Longstocking Plaits. It was this, combined with the fact she was belly dancing in a window frame, which made me detest the pants to a further extent. It just created a whole new level of ugly. Lady, you get a zero.