I don't despise all teen girls; only some of them.
I think it's because I didn't have many friends when I was younger. The popular five year olds thought they were too good for a child like me. They were a lot smaller and weren't remotely interested in anything that wasn't Barbie related.
Now these girls are fifteen. They have straight hair and the IQ of a small rodent. Their pastimes include going to town and taking pictures of themselves in high contrast and claiming it to be 'photography'.
These popular girls are superficial people who believe that to be cool you must be better than the girl next to you. They hint how much they wish they looked like a 'scene girl'. You know, the selfish girls who are obsessed with having the attributes of a small child and looking like a colourful skunk?
Although they may look the same -in their tight jeans and white singlets- they still believe they are very different.
BULLSHIT. They either want to a hairdresser, photographer, fashion designer or something incredibly similar, even though they have no idea what they involve!
A while back, I was sitting in maths, the teacher (who is probably the best maths teacher in existence) realized a girl wasn't working.
He asked "Why aren't you working?"
She replied repulsively "F*ck off, I'm going to be a hairdresser."
And then came the best reply ever (which I sadly cannot remember, but it went along the lines of the following) "While all these people go to college, achieving great things, you'll be earning minimum wage cutting middle aged womens hair."
Shit yeah! Later that year she got pregnant. Typical.
Another things that bugs me and my amigos is their constant desperation for human contact. They can never be happy by themselves. If you and a popular girl are sitting alone in a room, she will become your problem.
This problem is amplified if you're attractive. She will force herself upon you. She wants you -no- she needs you!
So in conclusion, these teenage girls might as well crawl into a small cave and wait to die as their existence is wasting our time and money.
One thing I like:
People who wear Halloween costumes around Christmas.
I think it's because I didn't have many friends when I was younger. The popular five year olds thought they were too good for a child like me. They were a lot smaller and weren't remotely interested in anything that wasn't Barbie related.
Now these girls are fifteen. They have straight hair and the IQ of a small rodent. Their pastimes include going to town and taking pictures of themselves in high contrast and claiming it to be 'photography'.
These popular girls are superficial people who believe that to be cool you must be better than the girl next to you. They hint how much they wish they looked like a 'scene girl'. You know, the selfish girls who are obsessed with having the attributes of a small child and looking like a colourful skunk?
Although they may look the same -in their tight jeans and white singlets- they still believe they are very different.
BULLSHIT. They either want to a hairdresser, photographer, fashion designer or something incredibly similar, even though they have no idea what they involve!
A while back, I was sitting in maths, the teacher (who is probably the best maths teacher in existence) realized a girl wasn't working.
He asked "Why aren't you working?"
She replied repulsively "F*ck off, I'm going to be a hairdresser."
And then came the best reply ever (which I sadly cannot remember, but it went along the lines of the following) "While all these people go to college, achieving great things, you'll be earning minimum wage cutting middle aged womens hair."
Shit yeah! Later that year she got pregnant. Typical.
Another things that bugs me and my amigos is their constant desperation for human contact. They can never be happy by themselves. If you and a popular girl are sitting alone in a room, she will become your problem.
This problem is amplified if you're attractive. She will force herself upon you. She wants you -no- she needs you!
So in conclusion, these teenage girls might as well crawl into a small cave and wait to die as their existence is wasting our time and money.
One thing I like:
People who wear Halloween costumes around Christmas.
why thank you.
ReplyDeletehey.. aren't you a teen girl too?
(:
girls who are likeable and fashionable can be smart too! i want to be a photographer AND a model haha, but i work hard in school, getting them straight A's (; Someday, I'll change the world. So will you.
I like your blog tho. I like what i see. Not many ppl would be so blunt and honest. I'll be checking back! Just watch out, some comments might be much harsher than mine.
Yes, I'm a 14 year old girl.
ReplyDeleteSort of taking the shit out of myself!
And...
Thank you!!