Dear "hypoallergenic" earrings,
You may contain more aluminum than a fat man's wheelbarrow, but it does not matter as you have a coating. A wonderful coating that will protect me from the horrible pain and disgust of a ferocious ear infection. Aren't you proud of yourself? Because the coating never fails, does it? It just so bloody perfect, isn't it? Think you didn't give me all those ear infections, right? Yeah, well go jump off a cliff.
Yours sincerely,
Victim
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