Entry 15: Boot thongs

OK there was this meeting.

This meeting had a whole lot of really cool people talking about cool thangs (they are too cool for 'things'). It was a meeting to design a shoe.

The first cool guy said "Yo dawg let's make some thongs" (he likes calling jandals 'thongs', it makes him feel more manly)

But all was not swell,

the second guy demanded "But I vant boots babesical!"

And then it struck them.

"BOOT THONGS!" 

Their voices echoed across the meeting room.

And thus, boot thongs were born.